Friday, August 26, 2022

The Evolution of Cemeteries, Part One: A Mini-Essay

     As Philippe Ariès explains in his landmark history on death in Western society, perspectives on burial grounds have shifted over the course of several millennia. Prior to the rise of Christianity, graveyards were situated outside the confines of the city, with legal texts like the Twelve Tables and the Theodosian Code stipulating that all bodies, including urns and sarcophagi, must be left outside of the city.[1] Although hygiene contributed to these verdicts, so did cultural concerns regarding the dead returning and bothering the living.[2] Beginning in Africa and spreading to Spain and Rome, the Christian notion of resurrection drew the cemetery from the outskirts of civilization into its heartland as believers perceived the physical proximity of buried martyrs as vital to their spiritual growth.[3] As a result, the church and cemetery became interconnected elements of the faith, establishing a sanctuary for both the living and deceased Christian and pushing the unsaved souls, particularly criminals and victims of suicide, into unmarked graves outside the city limits once reserved exclusively for all interments.[4] It also established a public center for congregations and festivities, including the Palm Sunday procession, that predated and also served as the model for the town square which became common in the sixteenth century before the grand boulevards took hold in the industrial nineteenth century.[5]

Works Referenced

Ariès, Philippe. The Hour of Our Death: The Classic History of Western Attitudes Toward Death Over the Last One Thousand Years. 1977. Trans. Helen Weaver. New York: Barnes and Noble Books, 2000.
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[1] Ariès, 29-30.
[2] Ariès, 29-30.
[3] Ariès, 30-33.
[4] Ariès, 42-45.
[5] Ariès, 62-71.

Friday, August 19, 2022

Ice Cream Cones

$15 - $20 (based on 2019 prices)
Makes three cones
 
I wanted to fill the concessions stand for 2019’s creepy carnival with a bevy of gory snacks, including bloody snowcones and a lollipop skull. These ice cream cones were another addition and one of my favorite builds of the season. Although I went with a white vanilla for each scoop so the props would stand out, you could also use browns and pinks for a Neapolitan look.
  • Three twelve-inch plastic ice cream bowls shaped as cones
  • Three small plastic skulls large enough to fit inside the bowls
  • Hot glue gun and glue sticks
  • One 10 oz. can of interior/exterior, fast-drying spray paint in flat yellow*
  • One 2 oz. bottle of acrylic paint in glossy white
  • One 2 oz. bottle of acrylic paint in flat black*
  • One 2 oz. bottle of acrylic paint in flat brown*
  • One 2 oz. bottle of acrylic paint in flat mustard*
  • One 15” x 18” square of circus-themed wrapping paper
  • One 4 oz. bottle of all-purpose tacky glue*
  • Three severed eyes (learn how to make them here)
  • One 0.3 fluid ounce bottle of red food coloring*
  • One 4 oz. bottle of clear, all-purpose tacky glue gel*
1. Nestle the skulls inside the cones and use hot glue to create a dripping effect. You will want to concentrate your application around the eyes and nose and along the juncture between the skulls and the cones. The process works best if you pipe small portions of glue and allow them to naturally run downward. Also, you want to ensure you do not completely obscure the facial features, since this will ruin the illusion.
2. Once the glue has dried, give the props two even coats of yellow spray paint. This will serve as the base coat for the cones and help give the ice cream scoops a uniform appearance.
3. Apply three coats of glossy white paint to the ice cream, covering their entire surfaces and carefully painting the drips down the sides of the cones. If you want to add further shine to the scoops, give them one or two coats of clear, glossy sealer.
4. Gently brush brown and mustard paint along the raised surfaces of the cones to give them a toasted appearance. You do not want to be too heavy handed in this process, since the effect needs to be subtle.
5. Paint the bowls’ bases black or an alternate color like silver. This will help distinguish them from the rest of the cone.
6. For additional detail, cut small swatches of wrapping paper (roughly 5” x 6”) and glue them to the bases, folding the paper underneath for a clean appearance.
7. Using a small dab of hot glue or superglue, affix the severed eyes to the tops of the ice cream scoops. If you make more than one cone, refrain from using the same position for each eye (a random arrangement will look more natural).
8. In a plastic container (because the food coloring will stain, use something disposable or that you won’t mind dying), pour in your desired amount of clear glue gel and slowly add red food coloring to the solution until it achieves the sanguine hue you desire. To give the blood further density, add blue food coloring and mix well.
9. On a newspaper-lined surface, apply the blood glue to the prop and allow it to fully dry. For visual interest, use an old spoon or plastic utensil to dribble the liquid around the eyeball and allow it to naturally run down the sides of the ice cream scoop and cone.
10. The props can be enhanced further with elements like worms crawling out of the ice cream or cockroaches crawling across the cones to elevate the creepiness.
*You will not use the entire bottle’s content for this project.

Friday, August 12, 2022

"The Hand of Glory" (A Poem)

Part of Richard Harris Barham’s The Ingoldsby Legends, “The Hand of Glory” contains many of the superstitions behind the item: it is carried by the narrative’s criminal as a talisman to protect him as he raids a house, it is lit ablaze to activate its magical powers, its charms lull the occupants to sleep to prevent the burglar from being caught, and the flame can only be extinguished by skimmed milk.[1]
 
On the lone bleak moor,
At the midnight hour,
Beneath the Gallows Tree,
Hand in hand
The Murderers stand,
By one, by two, or three!
Each baleful object tips;
One half of her form
Is seen through the storm,
The other half 's hid in Eclipse!
And the cold Wind howls,
And the Thunder growls,
And the Lightning is broad and bright;
And altogether
It 's very bad weather,
And an unpleasant sort of a night!
'Now mount who list,
And close by the wrist
Sever me quickly the Dead Man's fist!—
Now climb who dare
Where he swings in air,
And pluck me five locks of the Dead Man's hair!'
 
There 's an old woman dwells upon Tappington Moor,
She hath years on her back at the least fourscore,
And some people fancy a great many more;
Her nose it is hook'd,
Her back it is crook'd,
Her eyes blear and red:
On the top of her head
Is a mutch, and on that
A shocking bad hat,
Extinguisher-shaped, the brim narrow and flat!
Then,— My Gracious!— her beard!— it would sadly perplex
A spectator at first to distinguish her sex;
Nor, I'll venture to say, without scrutiny could be
Pronounce her, off-handed, a Punch or a Judy.
Did you see her, in short, that mud-hovel within,
With her knees to her nose, and her nose to her chin,
Leering up with that queer, indescribable grin,
You'd lift up your hands in amazement, and cry,
'— Well!— I never did see such a regular Guy!'
 
And now before
That old Woman's door,
Where nought that 's good may be,
Hand in hand
The Murderers stand
By one, by two, by three!
 
Oh! 'tis a horrible sight to view,
In that horrible hovel, that horrible crew,
By the pale blue glare of that flickering flame,
Doing the deed that hath never a name!
'Tis awful to hear
Those words of fear!
The prayer mutter'd backwards, and said with a sneer!
(Matthew Hopkins himself has assured us that when
A witch says her prayers, she begins with 'Amen.')
' Tis awful to see
On that Old Woman's knee
The dead, shrivell'd hand, as she clasps it with glee!

And now, with care,
The five locks of hair
From the skull of the Gentleman dangling up there,
With the grease and the fat
Of a black Tom Cat
She hastens to mix,
And to twist into wicks,
And one on the thumb, and each finger to fix.—
(For another receipt the same charm to prepare,
Consult Mr Ainsworth and Petit Albert.)
 
'Now open lock
To the Dead Man's knock!
Fly bolt, and bar, and band!
— Nor move, nor swerve
Joint, muscle, or nerve,
At the spell of the Dead Man's hand!
Sleep all who sleep!— Wake all who wake!—
But be as the Dead for the Dead Man's sake!!'
 
All is silent! all is still,
Save the ceaseless moan of the bubbling rill
As it wells from the bosom of Tappington Hill.
And in Tappington Hall
Great and Small,
Gentle and Simple, Squire and Groom,
Each one hath sought his separate room,
And sleep her dark mantle hath o'er them cast,
For the midnight hour hath long been past!
 
All is darksome in earth and sky,
Save, from yon casement, narrow and high,
A quivering beam
On the tiny stream
Plays, like some taper's fitful gleam
By one that is watching wearily.
 
Within that casement, narrow and high,
In his secret lair, where none may spy,
Sits one whose brow is wrinkled with care,
And the thin grey locks of his failing hair
Have left his little bald pate all bare;
For his full-bottom'd wig
Hangs, bushy and big,
On the top of his old-fashion'd, high-back'd chair.
Unbraced are his clothes,
Ungarter'd his hose,
His gown is bedizen'd with tulip and rose,
Flowers of remarkable size and hue,
Flowers such as Eden never knew;
— And there, by many a sparkling heap
Of the good red gold,
The tale is told
What powerful spell avails to keep
That careworn man from his needful sleep!
 
Haply, he deems no eye can see
As he gloats on his treasure greedily,—
The shining store
Of glittering ore,
The fair Rose-Noble, the bright Moidore,
And the broad Double-Joe from beyond the sea,—
But there's one that watches as well as he;
For, wakeful and sly,
In a closet hard by
On his truckle bed lieth a little Foot-page,
A boy who 's uncommonly sharp of his age,
Like young Master Horner,
Who erst in a corner
Sat eating a Christmas pie:
And, while that Old Gentleman's counting his hoards,
Little Hugh peeps through a crack in the boards!
 
There 's a voice in the air,
There 's a step on the stair,
The old man starts in his cane-back'd chair;
At the first faint sound
He gazes around,
And holds up his dip of sixteen to the pound.
Then half arose
From beside his toes
His little pug-dog with his little pug nose,
But, ere he can vent one inquisitive sniff,
That little pug-dog stands stark and stiff,
For low, yet clear,
Now fall on the ear,
— Where once pronounced for ever they dwell,—
The unholy words of the Dead Man's spell!
'Open lock
To the Dead Man's knock!
Fly bolt, and bar, and band!—
Nor move, nor swerve,
Joint, muscle, or nerve,
At the spell of the Dead Man's hand!
Sleep all who sleep!— Wake all who wake!—
But be as the Dead for the Dead Man's sake!'Now lock, nor bolt, nor bar avails,
Nor stout oak panel thick-studded with nails.
Heavy and harsh the hinges creak,
Though they had been oil'd in the course of the week,
The door opens wide as wide may be,
And there they stand,
That murderous band,
Lit by the light of the GLORIOUS HAND,
By one!— by two!— by three!
 
They have pass'd through the porch, they have pass'd through the hall,
Where the Porter sat snoring against the wall;
The very snore froze,
In his very snub nose,
You'd have verily deem'd he had snored his last
When the Glorious HAND by the side of him pass'd!
E'en the little wee mouse, as it ran o'er the mat
At the top of its speed to escape from the cat,
Though half dead with affright,
Paused in its flight;
And the cat that was chasing that little wee thing
Lay crouch'd as a statue in act to spring!
And now they are there,
On the head of the stair,
And the long crooked whittle is gleaming and bare,
— I really don't think any money would bribe
Me the horrible scene that ensued to describe,
Or the wild, wild glare
Of that old man's eye,
His dumb despair,
And deep agony.
The kid from the pen, and the lamb from the fold,
Unmoved may the blade of the butcher behold;
They dream not — ah, happier they!— that the knife,
Though uplifted, can menace their innocent life;
It falls;— the frail thread of their being is riven,
They dread not, suspect not, the blow till 'tis given.—
But, oh! what a thing 'tis to see and to know
That the bare knife is raised in the hand of the foe,
Without hope to repel, or to ward off the blow!—
— Enough!— let 's pass over as fast as we can
The fate of that grey, that unhappy old man!
 
But fancy poor Hugh,
Aghast at the view,
Powerless alike to speak or to do!
In vain doth be try
To open the eye
That is shut, or close that which is clapt to the chink,
Though he'd give all the world to be able to wink!—
No!— for all that this world can give or refuse,
I would not be now in that little boy's shoes,
Or indeed any garment at all that is Hugh's!
—' Tis lucky for him that the chink in the wall
He has peep'd through so long, is so narrow and small.
 
Wailing voices, sounds of woe
Such as follow departing friends,
That fatal night round Tappington go,
Its long-drawn roofs and its gable ends:
Ethereal Spirits, gentle and good,
Aye weep and lament o'er a deed of blood.
 
'Tis early dawn — the morn is grey,
And the clouds and the tempest have pass'd away,
And all things betoken a very fine day;
 
But, while the lark her carol is singing,
Shrieks and screams are through Tappington ringing!
Upstarting all,
Great and small
Each one who 's found within Tappington Hall,
Gentle and Simple, Squire or Groom,
All seek at once that old Gentleman's room;
And there, on the floor,
Drench'd in its gore,
A ghastly corpse lies exposed to the view,
Carotid and jugular both cut through!
And there, by its side,
'Mid the crimson tide,
Kneels a little Foot-page of tenderest years;
Adown his pale cheek the fast-falling tears
Are coursing each other round and big,
And he 's staunching the blood with a full-bottom'd wig!
Alas! and alack for his staunching!—'tis plain,
As anatomists tell us, that never again
Shall life revisit the foully slain,
When once they've been cut through the jugular vein.
 
There's a hue and a cry through the County of Kent,
And in chase of the cut-throats a Constable's sent,
But no one can tell the man which way they went:
There's a little Foot-page with that Constable goes,
And a little pug-dog with a little pug nose.
 
In Rochester town,
At the sign of the Crown,
Three shabby-genteel men are just sitting down
To a fat stubble-goose, with potatoes done brown;
When a little Foot-page
Rushes in, in a rage,
Upsetting the apple-sauce, onions, and sage.
That little Foot-page takes the first by the throat,
And a little pug-dog takes the next by the coat,
And a Constable seizes the one more remote;
And fair rose-nobles and broad moidores,
The Waiter pulls out of their pockets by scores,
And the Boots and the Chambermaids run in and stare;
And the Constable says, with a dignified air,
'You're wanted, Gen'lemen, one and all,
For that 'ere precious lark at Tappington Hall!'
 
There 'a a black gibbet frowns upon Tappington Moor,
Where a former black gibbet has frown'd before:
It is as black as black may be,
And murderers there
Are dangling in air,
By one!— by two!— by three!
 
There 's a horrid old hag in a steeple-crown'd hat,
Round her neck they have tied to a hempen cravat
A Dead Man's hand, and a dead Tom Cat!
They have tied up her thumbs, they have tied up her toes,
They have tied up her eyes, they have tied up her limbs!
Into Tappington mill-dam souse she goes,
With a whoop and a halloo!—'She swims!— She swims!'
They have dragg'd her to land,
And every one's hand
Is grasping a faggot, a billet, or brand,
When a queer-looking horseman, drest all in black,
Snatches up that old harridan just like a sack
To the crupper behind him, puts spurs to his hack,
Makes a dash through the crowd, and is off in a crack!
No one can tell,
Though they guess pretty well,
Which way that grim rider and old woman go,
For all see he 's a sort of infernal Ducrow;
And she scream'd so, and cried,
We may fairly decide
That the old woman did not much relish her ride![2]
 
Works Referenced
 
Barham, Richard Harris. “The Hand of Glory.” The Ingoldsby Legends or Mirth and Marvels. London: Richard Bentley and Son, 1885. 1-4.
 
Walker, Peter. Murders and Mysteries from the North York Moors. London: Pollinger in Print, 1988.
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[1] Walker, 50-51.
[2] Barham, 1-4.